Zod for President in 2008!

Tue, 13 Dec 2005 19:55:37 GMT

AEgo says... All Hail Zod!

Self-healing scratch-proof paint

Sun, 04 Dec 2005 23:16:48 GMT

Anonymous says... Not only does it resist scratches from car-washing machines (the main culprit of scratches) 5 times better than conventional paint, it can even "heal" itself of any light scratches!

New Store Targets Chinese Fast Food Restaurateurs

Sun, 04 Dec 2005 23:16:30 GMT

jfeaz says...

Hungry tiger feasts on Senior Schoolgirl

Sun, 04 Dec 2005 23:16:19 GMT

Paloris says... "Sanctuary" my balls. If they're taken out of their habitat, keep them behind bards. Where they should be.

WoW unites families

Sun, 04 Dec 2005 23:16:11 GMT

Paloris says... And puts kids in their place when they shouldn't be on the computer. BUSTED. GROUNDED.

The coolest drink in the world

Sun, 04 Dec 2005 23:16:03 GMT

Anonymous says... From all the movies and shows. This stuff( the kings one) wil definatly mess with your head

Whoa. Body Kinetics At It's Finest

Tue, 28 Jun 2005 14:38:44 GMT

AEgo says... No kidding--this is cool. You CAN use your mousey to help out when things get stuck, too.

Build A Bombshell!

Thu, 09 Jun 2005 14:02:08 GMT

AEgo says... I'm waiting for 2.0 and hoping for nudity!

Toilet Eatery Bowls Diners Over

Mon, 06 Jun 2005 20:28:45 GMT

AEgo says... Foodies are feeling a little "flushed" about a new restaurant in Taiwan that serves them food in pint-sized toilet-bowl dishes. And, yes, the food is designed to look like something that belongs in pint-sized toilet-bowl dishes.

All of those fun filled Star Wars Kid movies

Thu, 19 May 2005 18:24:51 GMT

AEgo says... This is like a slice of heaven. With creamy frosting and a fat cherry on it. Mmmmm

Slippery when wet!

Thu, 19 May 2005 18:24:46 GMT

shredder says... Trooper is hit by a pickup truck as he tries to help a motorist that ended up in the ditch.

Toss The Midget

Thu, 05 May 2005 15:55:06 GMT

AEgo says... Everyone loves a Toss The Midget Game!

Hero Machine!

Wed, 04 May 2005 20:21:32 GMT

AEgo says... Make your own hero... I keep trying to make a nerd hero and I keep choosing stuff that's too cool...

Runaway Bride on My Toast!

Tue, 03 May 2005 19:47:26 GMT

AEgo says... WWJD = What Would Jennifer Do?

Look At My Striped Shirt!

Sun, 24 Apr 2005 01:39:56 GMT

AEgo says... Wow, this guy reminds me of an old boss! Mike B. this is all you, dude. You're the only guy who thinks you're that important, "bro".

Mail Order Chickens

Wed, 13 Apr 2005 20:01:19 GMT

AEgo says... Oh. My. Gawd.

A Real 911 Call from Someone PO'd at Burger King

Tue, 05 Apr 2005 14:28:54 GMT

AEgo says... Wow. People really ARE stupid.

Custom Made Marlboro Apple Ipod Mini Cover/Skin Duct

Mon, 04 Apr 2005 20:51:06 GMT

AEgo says... Wow. Smokers Rule!

Love Tattoo

Fri, 25 Mar 2005 12:25:49 GMT

AEgo says... Preview what a tattoo on you ass would look like and send it to your friends!

Yellow Snow Messages!

Fri, 25 Mar 2005 12:25:42 GMT

AEgo says... Send messages in the yellow snow... to a friend. The slower you go, the more filled-in the snow!

Haunted Possessed Disney Stitch

Mon, 21 Mar 2005 14:14:51 GMT

AEgo says... Wow. Yet another possessed stuff toy. What'll be next? ::sigh::

Singer Will Perform Your Jingle At Request For 1 Month

Mon, 21 Mar 2005 14:14:46 GMT

AEgo says... Not to wish anything bad on anyone, but it would be kinda funny if it was a porn site and they made the guy go off in church...

Experience Computing

Fri, 18 Mar 2005 14:14:02 GMT

AEgo says... Wow. Sony's come up with some really kick-ass ideas for alternatives to a keyboard interface.

Ambient Office Dashboard - It's Analog

Thu, 17 Mar 2005 13:59:48 GMT

AEgo says... This is kinda cool! No WiFi, computer, or Internet required just plug it in and start receiving information. Swappable faceplates make accessing new information instantaneous just insert a new faceplate and the information changes automatically.

Wow. Star Wars Trailer.

Tue, 15 Mar 2005 03:40:58 GMT

AEgo says... G33k out.

Anti-Bush Gear

Sun, 13 Mar 2005 23:12:44 GMT

AEgo says... Heh, I don't much care for politics stuff, but it's funny to see the new guy has a t-shirt. OBAMA 2008! Har!

Anti-Spam Solution Hides Your E-Mail Address

Wed, 09 Mar 2005 23:38:50 GMT

AEgo says... Called e-MailUs Secure Message Systems, you share with friends and others a web address provided by the company. A form at that address enables people to send e-mail, which is forwarded to you. You reply by clicking on a link in the e-mail sent, which takes you to the web site where you can reply without a return address. Today's word is: bomb In a sentence: This is gonna BOMB!

Flash Lite 1.1 Gallery

Tue, 08 Mar 2005 17:04:58 GMT

AEgo says... That's Flash for Cellphones, kids. Cool stuff!

I Wanted To Be Invisible

Tue, 08 Mar 2005 17:04:52 GMT

Ginger says... Deep--and funny!

Clean Your Screen For Free Now

Tue, 01 Mar 2005 23:21:55 GMT

AEgo says... No, really. Hahahahaha!

Democrats Provide An Alleged Social Security Calculater

Thu, 24 Feb 2005 11:10:35 GMT

AEgo says... Enjoy the fun. Watch your money trickle away. Allegedly.

A parent's primer to computer slang

Tue, 22 Feb 2005 02:17:54 GMT

AEgo says... Thank you, Micro$oft! And sadly, they created that document this month!

David Schwimmer Reads Your Futar!

Mon, 14 Feb 2005 15:40:00 GMT

AEgo says... Wow, I'm impressed. Me, and dragons. Whoa!

Craziest Request For Teh Sex That I've Ever Read

Thu, 10 Feb 2005 20:29:43 GMT

AEgo says... WTF? Eyebrows? Defication? Urns and bowls? WHACKO!

Buy the best stuff that will make you heart turn green

Thu, 10 Feb 2005 20:29:27 GMT

Anonymous says... Get loaded like Jonny Depp In "from hell" or kiss your sister.....choice is yours

How to build a micro-claymore with office supplies.

Wed, 09 Feb 2005 05:13:07 GMT

AEgo says... Yeah, this isn't scary...

What you'd never see about the Superman

Tue, 08 Feb 2005 22:18:22 GMT

Paloris says... Was actually published nearly 50 years ago. What an asshole.

Disgusting photos of late term abortions

Mon, 07 Feb 2005 19:55:27 GMT

AEgo says... Don't look at while eating. Or ever.

Mini Kiss

Thu, 03 Feb 2005 15:36:56 GMT

AEgo says... And no, it's not for Valentine's Day--it's a tiny tribute to the band!

The Onion AV Club: Seth McFarland

Tue, 01 Feb 2005 13:08:49 GMT

AEgo says... Love the Simpsons, yes I do. Love The Family Guy more. All hail the new king!

Rave Dances. For the person who needs some new moves!

Mon, 31 Jan 2005 16:09:15 GMT

AEgo says... How about them church bells!

Bush's Press Conference, Re-Mixed

Thu, 27 Jan 2005 02:40:03 GMT

TOOLZ says... Hot off the presses, this morning's bumbling press conference, with Closed Captioning for the Bullshit Impaired.

Nascar Baby

Tue, 25 Jan 2005 15:51:16 GMT

AEgo says... Too much time on someone's hands...

Church Sign Generator

Fri, 21 Jan 2005 16:03:00 GMT

For Sale: JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank

Fri, 21 Jan 2005 16:02:52 GMT

AEgo says... Carries cargo or a crew of up to five internally or on the roof. Piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed standing position through the hatch. 6hp Tecumseh gasoline engine, top speed 40 mph. Includes head/tail and turn signal lights, trim and underbody lighting. 400 watt premium sound with PA system, plush interior, and external camera.

1% Stake in Poker Player Dutch Boyd WSOP Circuit Event

Tue, 18 Jan 2005 04:47:25 GMT

AEgo says... I can't decide if this is cool... Or exceedingly lame.

Mmmmmm.... Kegerator

Mon, 17 Jan 2005 19:59:36 GMT

AEgo says... I want one. We all want one. And if you're over 28, you really don't drink enough beer to justify it... most likely, that is.

The Internet Movie Poster Awards

Thu, 13 Jan 2005 04:46:06 GMT

AEgo says... Okay, this is just great. Glad someone thought of it!

Holy Tiny Computer! It's the Mac Mini!

Tue, 11 Jan 2005 18:24:24 GMT

AEgo says... Damn tiny.

See your name in a satire story

Tue, 11 Jan 2005 18:24:17 GMT

Anonymous says... Kind of dopey after a ouple of stories but worth a try

Marry An Ugly Millionaire Online Dating Agency

Fri, 07 Jan 2005 14:34:21 GMT

AEgo says... Sure, you can tell it's fake, but it's still funny.

Lucifer's Hot Pocket

Wed, 05 Jan 2005 18:37:23 GMT

AEgo says... Yep. Sure is. Whatever. Idiots everywhere. 7 points for creativity, though.

Ashlee Simpson Booed Off Stage - The Video

Wed, 05 Jan 2005 14:22:27 GMT

AEgo says... You only get what you give. Some people, well, we just love to hate.

Adopt A Sniper

Tue, 04 Jan 2005 20:07:32 GMT

AEgo says... No kidding. "Help real snipers get the gear they need to keep us safe." We've seen it all now, kids.

Politics Is Like Driving A Car

Thu, 30 Dec 2004 17:19:53 GMT

AEgo says... *Doesn't denote my political favor. Just humor.

Anyone still here?

Tue, 28 Dec 2004 19:51:41 GMT

AEgo says... Heh

Wal-Mart Offers $498 Linux Laptop

Tue, 21 Dec 2004 17:41:20 GMT

AEgo says... Maybe not much of a machine and maybe Wal-Mart, but still... Cool.

Poodle Fitness!

Mon, 20 Dec 2004 18:55:08 GMT

AEgo says... heh Ummm... HAHAHA! It's a .mov file, fyi. Enjoy.

Bad Sweater Guy!

Tue, 14 Dec 2004 19:56:27 GMT

AEgo says... My friend Kevin recently cleaned out his wardrobe, which, due to his pack rat nature, was crammed with clothes he hadn't worn in more than a decade. Among the discarded were 25 sweaters that can generously be described as "hideous." Or, as one critic put it, "Bill Cosby would not wear this." Kevin's defense? "I worked at Marshalls in North Olmsted, Ohio, during high school and got a 15 percent discount. It was cold. It was the late '80s." The horror, the horror.

Barry Bonds Claims He Thought Injections Were Ego-Enhancers

Thu, 09 Dec 2004 03:09:10 GMT

AEgo says... Bonds' attorney is claiming the slugger believed these substances to be 'ego-enhancers' and was only trying to further admiration towards himself. "The world loves Mr. Bonds, he took these enhancers so he could love himself just as much." 'nuff said

Spandex Man!

Thu, 09 Dec 2004 03:09:01 GMT

AEgo says... FOR THE MAN who has a mind that expands like the fabric. SPANDEXMAN IS FOR YOU. yeah. whatever. //

World's Biggest No-Reading-The-Description Idiot Wins Big On eBay

Tue, 30 Nov 2004 06:43:58 GMT

AEgo says... $223.03 for the rights to land an iPod for $20. Way to go jrod_pr09!

Screensaver Tackles SPAM websites

Mon, 29 Nov 2004 19:09:15 GMT

AEgo says... I ::heart:: Lycos. Seriously.

A Whole Slew of Fox Series Seasons on DVD for $15 at Buy.com

Thu, 25 Nov 2004 05:03:49 GMT

AEgo says... The Simpsons (Complete First Season) Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Complete First Season) 24 (Complete First Season) Angel (Season One) In Living Color (Season One) King of the Hill (First Season) Futurama (Volume One) M*A*S*H (Season One Collector's Edition) Dark Angel (Complete First Season) Millennium (Season one) Roswell (Complete First Season) The Shield (Complete First Season)

For the Half Life 2 Fans out there...

Tue, 23 Nov 2004 12:07:16 GMT

AEgo says... L: nova P: prospekt

Nasty, Dirty Smileys. NSFW!

Thu, 18 Nov 2004 07:32:43 GMT

AEgo says... ;-)

TehSoapbox.Net's Holiday Fundraiser 2004

Mon, 15 Nov 2004 13:30:10 GMT

AEgo says... For a great cause: The Nazareth Home Volunteer ladies take care of babies born with addictions, HIV and other medical maladies. Help someone who has been given the opportunity to make choices for themselves this year.

Best eBay Feedback. EVER.

Thu, 11 Nov 2004 14:06:28 GMT

AEgo says... Sample: BUSTY NAKED LESBIAN WARRIOR VAMPIRE SELLER OF DOOM! TERRIFIC! Ebay needs more! Follow-up by mr_bo11ox: Sorry, my mistake - seller is in fact NOT 'Xena warrior princess'. Apologies.

U.S.'s First Felony Spam Conviction Nov. 4, 2004

Tue, 09 Nov 2004 18:25:50 GMT

shredder says... A jury has convicted a brother and sister of violating a new anti-spam law that makes spamming a felony. 2 down; 3,289,832 to go

Billy Harvey Music

Tue, 09 Nov 2004 18:25:40 GMT

AEgo says... Not easy to navigate, but a really cool website done in Flash.

Tourette-A-Phone

Tue, 09 Nov 2004 18:25:33 GMT

AEgo says... Sh*t! F*ck! All for your keyboard playback enjoyment...

Lie Girls

Tue, 09 Nov 2004 18:25:19 GMT

AEgo says... Flag-waving, bible-thumping babes are waiting for you to help them spread freedom!

I'm Trying To Wean Myself Off Younger Men

Mon, 08 Nov 2004 13:47:06 GMT

AEgo says... Yeah. Right.

Posting And You...

Mon, 08 Nov 2004 13:46:58 GMT

AEgo says... A flash movie dedicated to those people whose keyboards seem to have been replaced with a phone keypad ontop of a timed bomb. Known to others as "lamers" or "nubs". Get your phone out and take notes.

Tiki Head Tissue Box: For That Person With Everything

Thu, 04 Nov 2004 17:57:23 GMT

AEgo says... Seen it all now...

The Only Winner In The Election is Macromedia Flash

Wed, 03 Nov 2004 13:19:18 GMT

AEgo says... In any case, Flash was the clear winner on November two. Those of us who surf with Flashblock or other flash blockers quickly found out that all major sites decided to use Flash for their "interactive" maps this year: the BBC, CBS, the NY Times and Fox News.

Oldie But Goodie: The Cat Carrier

Mon, 01 Nov 2004 17:38:20 GMT

AEgo says... Here kitty kitty kitty...

Penis-Shaped, Talking Masturbation Teaching Toy Marketed to Pre-Teen Girls!

Fri, 29 Oct 2004 16:55:17 GMT

AEgo says... Christians Declare Holy War on AQUAPETS!

Ashley Says: The Band Played Wrong

Mon, 25 Oct 2004 05:37:53 GMT

AEgo says... The world says: Ashley's a F'n Lip Syncher. Teh Suck.

National Love Your Pussy day is coming in December to get people everywhere to spend more time with their cats.

Sat, 23 Oct 2004 23:45:13 GMT

dankoleary says... According to Dr. John S. Coleman, over 30% of US homes have at least one cat. But with your busy schedule, Id bet that your pussy isnt getting enough love. Ladies and gentlemen, I am here to announce the National Love Your Pussy day.

Bid On 2 Invites To A Wedding This Guy Doesn't Want To Go To

Fri, 22 Oct 2004 21:48:20 GMT

AEgo says... Oh, now this would be F-U-N!

School District Bans Halloween. Next up: Christmas! Bye Bye Baby Jesus!

Thu, 21 Oct 2004 19:48:43 GMT

AEgo says... "Witches with pointy noses and things like that are not respective symbols of the Wiccan religion and so we want to be respectful of that," said Hansen.

Urban Legends: Ghosts

Thu, 21 Oct 2004 17:52:43 GMT

AEgo says... ...and NO, this isn't one of those things that people want you to crank up your volume real loud and they play really quiet music followed by LOUD screaming to scare the shat out of you.

Remember Subservient Chicken? CHICKEN FIGHT!

Wed, 20 Oct 2004 17:18:39 GMT

AEgo says... Oh yeah, baby. Peck, peck, kick! kick! Body blow!

Scotty The Blue Bunny

Tue, 19 Oct 2004 17:15:34 GMT

AEgo says... Oh, holy crap. This is the most ridiculous... Just look. Go. NOW!

What Was Bush Scribbling On His Notepad?

Thu, 14 Oct 2004 19:09:11 GMT

AEgo says... Teh funny rules!

The Lost Smurfs Episode (NSFW)

Wed, 13 Oct 2004 16:15:10 GMT

AEgo says... Probably a repeat, but still plenty funny!

Meet All Of Your John Deere Outfitting Needs

Mon, 11 Oct 2004 14:02:08 GMT

AEgo says... Seriously, how does someone pick up $75 in John Deere stuff? HOW!?!?!

You Forgot Poland! Bumperstickers

Mon, 11 Oct 2004 14:02:02 GMT

AEgo says... That's right, baby. Poland's in the coalition. Or whatever.

Personalized Action Figures... Of YOURSELF!

Fri, 08 Oct 2004 18:32:10 GMT

AEgo says... Kinda cool. Kinda freaky. Who wants to buy me one?

It's Not Google... It's BOOBLE!

Fri, 08 Oct 2004 18:32:00 GMT

AEgo says... Booble. The adult search engine(tm).

Robbers Steal 6 Truckloads of Chocolate in Britain

Thu, 07 Oct 2004 14:37:45 GMT

AEgo says... It was a very well-organized raid," said a spokeswoman for Lancashire Police. At least five men were involved, and they held two guards from the centre in a nearby field while their colleagues drove away with the haul.

Sex Bracelets Color Code

Thu, 07 Oct 2004 14:37:39 GMT

AEgo says... That's right--that chick over there, wearing the Blue bracelet... She's all about that BJ.

It's a Message From God

Tue, 05 Oct 2004 20:02:10 GMT

AEgo says... Hurricanes a sign from above?

The satire awards link extras

Mon, 04 Oct 2004 16:59:47 GMT

Zuecreu says... What the internet needs, another place to sumit links. Up next, 5 new porn shops open up in a 2 block radius

Ins and Outs of Teledildonics

Mon, 04 Oct 2004 16:59:40 GMT

AEgo says... Well, it had to happen sometime... Push a button, vibrate a woman over the internet...

Bush Vs. Jesus For President

Thu, 30 Sep 2004 14:02:43 GMT

AEgo says... Some campaign ads are just begging to be made!

Fantastic Four First Look!

Thu, 30 Sep 2004 14:02:38 GMT

AEgo says... Jessica Alba... Delicious! Michael Chiklis--the Thing--Kick Asses!

Way of the Master--Starring: Kirk Cameron

Wed, 29 Sep 2004 05:08:03 GMT

AEgo says... Hold on for this one...you'll be surprised!

Tropical Caribbean Island--Yours for Only $1.9MM

Wed, 29 Sep 2004 05:07:57 GMT

AEgo says... Okay, so it's ONLY 1.9 million. dollars. Then, I'm thinking: Hmmm, you've got to build a place to live. And plumbing. And electricity. And a place to dock your boat. And... And... And... And security to keep the locals from going "hey, some dumbass just spent a couple mil on some property--let's go get some chicken wings!"

Amazing sidewalk art

Tue, 28 Sep 2004 18:24:19 GMT

shredder says... Somebody please pay this guy. This is fantastic!

At least 17 women have died in the US after using a new birth control patch

Sat, 25 Sep 2004 04:04:34 GMT

Woman Killed By Falling Cross. Take That! --God

Thu, 23 Sep 2004 14:51:55 GMT

AEgo says... Rome, Italy: The cross, which has been in the main square on Sant'Onofrio for decades, fell on Maddalena Camillo while workers were setting up lights for an annual religious festival.

After having twins, couple fined $94,000 for having "too many kids"

Mon, 20 Sep 2004 15:10:06 GMT

AEgo says... Nice job, folks. They crossed the limit because they had already had one child. What a wonderful world. It is?

20 Questions For The Computer

Thu, 16 Sep 2004 13:04:01 GMT

AEgo says... Wow--got "Highlighter" in 19. This is waaaaay cool!

I'm Getting Pretty Good At Masturbating

Fri, 10 Sep 2004 14:03:39 GMT

AEgo says... If you don't mind, I'd like to bring up a sensitive subject. Some people call it jacking off, or jerking off, or a lot of other things, but I just call it masturbating. And while there's always room for improvement, I have to say that I'm pretty good at it.

Disturbing Auctions: You Knew It Had To Be Done!

Thu, 09 Sep 2004 13:14:39 GMT

AEgo says... A lot of people have discovered that they can make a little extra money by auctioning off on the internet those extra knick-knacks they have lying around. After all, as the saying goes, one person's trash is another's treasure.

SPAMusement

Thu, 09 Sep 2004 13:14:30 GMT

AEgo says... Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines!

Breakdancing Transformers!

Wed, 08 Sep 2004 13:39:57 GMT

AEgo says... More than meets the eye!

Playmate Shannon Stewart... NSFW

Wed, 08 Sep 2004 13:38:07 GMT

This will drive you nuts, use logic to move the knight in legal knight chess

Tue, 07 Sep 2004 12:36:20 GMT

Something oddly erotic about this? Fist girl... SFW

Tue, 07 Sep 2004 12:36:15 GMT

Robert says... Couldn't get WMP to work, but Quicktime does. Worth the wait.

Trick or treat 2004:Pimp and Ho' kids... Society is going down the toilet!

Tue, 07 Sep 2004 12:36:11 GMT

Now to ruin your day... It's Monday!

Tue, 07 Sep 2004 12:36:07 GMT

Robert says... William Hung:We are the champions. NSFW banners.

German cannibal signs TV deal...

Tue, 07 Sep 2004 12:36:00 GMT

How intelligent are you?

Tue, 07 Sep 2004 12:35:54 GMT

Robert says... Difficulty factor="9"

Ok students, this weeks assignment... A 250 word essay. Here's mine.(Might not be safe for all work places).

Tue, 07 Sep 2004 12:35:49 GMT

Robert says... Oh by the way, essay's are due by friday. That will be all.

Women of Home Depot... NSFW

Thu, 02 Sep 2004 12:35:32 GMT

Just a cute pic to brighten your day...

Thu, 02 Sep 2004 12:35:23 GMT

Robert says...

Man Dead In Bed For 2 Years. Bills All Being Auto-Withdrawn From Bank Account.

Wed, 01 Sep 2004 18:10:26 GMT

AEgo says... Found in a mummified state. Has technology gone so far that the persons who are well-enough to do or well-within their budget can get easily forgotten? Sick. Sad. But kind of cool. Wonder if his estate can get the monies back.

Great Quotes From "Club Dread"

Mon, 30 Aug 2004 13:44:13 GMT

AEgo says... Too many...too little time to quote them all!

On video! Former Texas Lt. Gov confirms that he dishonestly helped George W. avoid the draft

Mon, 30 Aug 2004 13:44:08 GMT

Nikan says... Somebody should get this video to the Kerry campaign - it might spell doom for that whole Swift Boat dealie.

Milwaukee Preacher Kills Boy During Exorcism

Fri, 27 Aug 2004 14:01:24 GMT

Marry Blaire

Tue, 24 Aug 2004 12:42:25 GMT

AEgo says... Some b@tches are just shameless. I mean, after all, she's made it on the news, on this site and in my dreams... Errr...

Invisible Mouse

Tue, 24 Aug 2004 12:42:20 GMT

Robert says... Ok, ok I said I did'nt play games... Oops! Fun game.

Mysterious Killings Continue...

Mon, 23 Aug 2004 14:19:20 GMT

Robert says... There should be a "Son of a bitch!" tag for this one. I hate hunters and anyone who likes them! If hunting is your only resource to eat, well then do what you have to do. But if your hanging heads on your wall your not a hunter, your nothing but a killer. Simple as that. I eat meat, I'm not a Peta activist, but I will not kill any animal for sport or pleasure. Do you want to impress me? Hang Louis Farrakhan's head from your wall. Other than that, your just a little man, with a little dick and a big gun. wow!

Ohio State Police videos

Mon, 23 Aug 2004 14:19:16 GMT

Robert says... Tough stuff here. If you us Opera, right click: save target as... Cops have it tough, but they ask to be what they are. Not a sermon, just a thought.

The Genesis of porn... SFW

Fri, 20 Aug 2004 13:15:16 GMT

Robert says... In the beginning... About a 5mb movie.

For the Ladies?... Alternative Power Vibrators SFW

Fri, 20 Aug 2004 13:15:08 GMT

Robert says... A lovely little vibrator especially for someone who always has a laptop close at hand anyway (actually, with the long cords, the computer doesn't even have to be all that close to your play space). Or for someone who likes to masturbate while at the computer, perhaps while reading dirty stories online... There are dirty stories online?

This is truly a womans toilet!

Fri, 20 Aug 2004 13:14:59 GMT

I wonder to whom are they are implying?

Fri, 20 Aug 2004 13:14:53 GMT

Beta News.com

Fri, 20 Aug 2004 13:14:45 GMT

Robert says... Updated daily, news (duh!) downloads, patches, and all kinds of goodies.

To the Game

Fri, 20 Aug 2004 13:14:39 GMT

Robert says... I don't know much about or play pc games' but there's alot here. Have fun!

Superstitious man dies on Friday the 13th

Fri, 20 Aug 2004 13:14:32 GMT

Blinktag.org in Spanish

Wed, 18 Aug 2004 15:54:11 GMT

Robert says... Translate websites into languages such as... Spanish! El Zapatos! Palabra! Lapiz!

Graceland Virtual Tour

Wed, 18 Aug 2004 15:53:24 GMT

AEgo says... Thank you. Thankyouverymuch. Thank you.

The voices tell you to vote...

Mon, 16 Aug 2004 13:32:39 GMT

Robert says... ******ROB HALL FOR PRESIDENT!****** Who else is going to shoot down those mind control satellites? Schwarzenegger genes for EVERYONE!

WHO IS JOHN EDWARDS?

Mon, 16 Aug 2004 13:32:34 GMT

Robert says...

Mr. Scott (James Doohan) is calling it quits...

Mon, 16 Aug 2004 13:32:28 GMT

Robert says... The Universe will never be the same. Enjoy yourself Scotty.

Dinosauria.com... Excellent Dinosaur library

Mon, 16 Aug 2004 13:32:21 GMT

Robert says... K-selection n. natural selection typically occurring in populations near the carrying capacity (K) of the environment. This tends to result in a species which survives by producing few young with substantial resource investment by the parents, who typically care for the young until they reach maturity --K-selected adj. This sound real familiar.

iTools.com Quick access to the best Internet tools

Mon, 16 Aug 2004 13:32:16 GMT

Robert says... Cool utilities and access to internet search and research. Everything from people search to encyclopedia to driving directions.

Mindy Vega and a friend... NSFW

Mon, 16 Aug 2004 13:30:55 GMT

Caption This Gramma Winning A Beauty Contest

Fri, 13 Aug 2004 18:44:47 GMT

AEgo says... Wow. Nursing homes have beauty contests. Look at the woman behind her who didn't win!

Lego Spiderman!

Thu, 12 Aug 2004 11:54:32 GMT

AEgo says... Worth the download, kids. Both of you.

Deepsea monsters... Some people eat these things!

Sun, 08 Aug 2004 23:02:10 GMT

Transatlantic Tunnel

Sun, 08 Aug 2004 22:48:28 GMT

Robert says... Excellent concept, but highly unlikely it could be done. But then again, man has walked on the moon.

McDonalds introduces Maryland crabcake sandwichs.

Sun, 08 Aug 2004 22:27:24 GMT

Robert says... I've had one... Only one, never again!

Beachsquirter Good clean fun!

Fri, 06 Aug 2004 02:11:43 GMT

Robert says...

Jeanette Martinez... NSFW

Fri, 06 Aug 2004 02:11:33 GMT

Robert says... Hello everyone, I have returned... If that's a good thing?

Dancing Paul - You Control His Stylin' Moves

Fri, 06 Aug 2004 11:57:09 GMT

AEgo says... A little choppy, but a lot of fun!

Subservient President

Wed, 04 Aug 2004 11:48:43 GMT

AEgo says... Anyone remember that chicken? Hello El Presidente! Touch yourself!

OfficeMax has a 4MP Camera for $119!

Tue, 03 Aug 2004 18:44:30 GMT

AEgo says... I bought one--not bad. Runs on 2 AA batteries, has 16MB onboard memory and can expand with a card. Also has a USB cable that hooked to the laptop and was instantly recognized--that means you don't need a card reader, and all that. Great entry-level camera! (ie It's for my wife's purse and/or for the babysitter)

Devirginize Marc - I hope this is a joke

Mon, 02 Aug 2004 11:51:21 GMT

AEgo says... So here's the truth: I'm a virgin because I'm waiting for the right person. Sex to me is an expression of a feeling deeper than anything I can explain, and it's only in the midst of that feeling that I want to have sex with anyone.

Breakdown For What We Call "Soda" In The US

Fri, 30 Jul 2004 11:49:13 GMT

AEgo says... Some parts of the country are still asking for a soda by saying... "Gimme a Coke. Sprite."

Throw The Paper In The Garbage - Game

Fri, 30 Jul 2004 11:49:07 GMT

AEgo says... My newest favorite time waster. Can ya beat 1780?

Bother Snape: A Harry Potter Puppet Pals Production

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 11:49:01 GMT

AEgo says... These guys are just weird.

Chicago Cubs: Wait Til Next Year Game

Tue, 27 Jul 2004 22:44:49 GMT

AEgo says... Yeah, well, Cubs fan here, and, well... It's funny.

How To Build A Lot Of Different Types Of Poker Tables

Tue, 27 Jul 2004 22:44:39 GMT

AEgo says... Texas Hold 'Em, anyone?

The Funny Names List

Fri, 23 Jul 2004 17:08:36 GMT

AEgo says... Here's an excerpt: Bible Brandon Big Hands Jackson Billy Dilly, Oklahoma bomber Tim McVeigh's Army roommate Birdie Korne Blossem Isreal Blossom White Bluta Lumpkins Bobcat Rucker Boogaloo Payne Boy Fredrick Brain Cancer, His mother wanted to name him Brian, but spelled it wrong Braniff Hover Bright Sheng, Pronounced Shine, Composer in Residence, Lyric Opera

Lance Armstrong Store - Buy Those Fashionable Yellow Bracelets Here!

Fri, 23 Jul 2004 17:08:29 GMT

AEgo says...

JibJab.com's "This Land Is Your Land" video

Thu, 22 Jul 2004 11:54:29 GMT

AEgo says... You're in a cave if you haven't seen this yet, and if you haven't, it's going to be the best spent 2-3 minutes of your today. Enjoy!

Yes, You, Too, Can Hack Your XBox

Wed, 21 Jul 2004 15:53:21 GMT

AEgo says... Drop in a hard drive, check the weather, play back-up copies of your games, etc. etc. Pretty cool stuff.

Toughest "Find The Difference Between The 2 Photos" Ever!

Tue, 20 Jul 2004 11:52:55 GMT

AEgo says... I've found 5 of the 7 items--most were in the smaller spots of the photos, but I'm missing the final 2. Anyone?

Never Ask A Female Cop What Street The "High Class" Hookers Walk

Mon, 19 Jul 2004 11:45:27 GMT

AEgo says... Every group of friends has one @sshole who crasses the line. Always.

Elite Force Aviator: George W. Bush - U.S. President and Naval Aviator - 12" Action Figure

Fri, 16 Jul 2004 05:18:09 GMT

AEgo says... Wow. Presidential Action Figures. What genius made these mock heroes?

Jesus Christ Action Figure

Fri, 16 Jul 2004 05:18:04 GMT

AEgo says... With Walk-On-Water Action!!

Jeff Goldblum Is Watching You Poop

Thu, 15 Jul 2004 15:46:19 GMT

AEgo says... Well, there's a domain I would have never thought to register.

Stars Love Hanky Panky!

Tue, 13 Jul 2004 13:41:25 GMT

AEgo says... So does everyone else! Apparently, they're the most comfortable thong out there, people know them by "model number" (4811), and Cindy Crawford digs them, too!

Hanky Panky Thong: The Most Comfortable Thong Ever

Tue, 13 Jul 2004 13:41:14 GMT

AEgo says... No, I don't make this up. No, it's not a hint. Yes, we'll accept modeling submissions.

Why We All Drink

Mon, 12 Jul 2004 16:33:25 GMT

AEgo says... So true, so true.

The Good Wife's Guide

Mon, 12 Jul 2004 11:56:08 GMT

AEgo says... From Housekeeping Monthly, 1955. Damn, a lot changes in 50 years. That's almost a shame. ::flee::

My Pet Fat

Thu, 08 Jul 2004 14:01:55 GMT

AEgo says... Umm, gross, but could be the item that helps you, me, or someone else think about what you're eating.

Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List

Thu, 08 Jul 2004 11:45:01 GMT

$4 DVDs at Amazon.com

Thu, 08 Jul 2004 11:44:51 GMT

AEgo says... Not all of them suck, either!

The Bush/Cheney Sloganator: In Memoriam

Wed, 07 Jul 2004 22:41:31 GMT

Joe says... Bush and Cheney had something called a Sloganator where you could make your own posters supporting their campaign...at least, that's how it was supposed to work in theory.

NY Post Wrongly Declares Kerry's Running Mate

Tue, 06 Jul 2004 15:49:01 GMT

AEgo says... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Suckers.

What All Those "Work From Home" and "Lose Weight Now" Signs Really Mean

Tue, 06 Jul 2004 13:32:48 GMT

AEgo says... It Means HERBALIFE is trying to get you to dump what little cash you have into their program so THEY can make money. Herbalife sucks.

Some n3rd has a bit too much time on his hands

Thu, 01 Jul 2004 18:34:53 GMT

shredder says... This link was posted on a chat board for my guild in Everquest. Yes, that makes me a nerd too, just not quite to this level.

Sony "unleasing" MP3 Walkman

Thu, 01 Jul 2004 15:15:47 GMT

AEgo says... Smaller, cheaper than the ol' iPod. Gotta love competition. Gotta hate that I just bought a DellDJ a couple of months ago. Well, not really, but I'm just saying I'd have liked another option.

Dishonest Dubya, by Fraudco

Wed, 30 Jun 2004 10:40:26 GMT

AEgo says... Go ahead, make him dance!

SpiderMan2 Insider Jokes, Etc.

Tue, 29 Jun 2004 10:27:22 GMT

AEgo says... Sam Raimi is teh futar!

New Virus May Be Stealing Financial Information

Mon, 28 Jun 2004 12:15:19 GMT

AEgo says... As if we're not scared enough of Identity Theft. At this pace, we'll be back to a cash society... Unless transactions start to become fingerprint and retina based, and all the futuristic movies have shown you can counterfeit those...or at least have work arounds. Yep. We're screwed.

Michael Chiklis To Play 'The Thing' In The Fantastic Four

Fri, 25 Jun 2004 12:18:01 GMT

AEgo says... Take a look at the picture of him. Yeah, I can see it.

US Senate To Target Companies That Promote Illegal Copyright Infringement Activities

Thu, 24 Jun 2004 16:22:15 GMT

AEgo says... It's a fine line--if it wasn't music but was property such as your home, your vehicle, etc. we'd all be a lot more po'd than we are about it. So, now, they're considering targeting companies that encourage illegal copyright infringement... eMule, your table is waiting...

Digital cell phone technology sux.

Wed, 23 Jun 2004 14:03:10 GMT

shredder says... Sometimes I just love John C. Dvorak. "The next time someone brags about digital phone technology being so great, flick them on the nose as hard as you can. I'm serious."

Philips unveils 16-speed DVD burner

Tue, 22 Jun 2004 19:45:40 GMT

shredder says... When that crusty 4X burner just isn't burning pr0n fast enough

Aloha, Oy...

Tue, 22 Jun 2004 12:31:57 GMT

AEgo says... Look, I'm a sensitive guy, but no matter who you are, you'll either laugh or say "what were they thinking?". It's SFW, but probably not something you'd want someone to catch you looking at. And remember, they posed for this photo.

Best Buy Has A CyberHome DVD Player for $20 - No Rebate

Tue, 22 Jun 2004 12:31:51 GMT

AEgo says... In Store Only. Buy yours now! Sweet deal for a throwaway machine.

Duck, duck... where's the ducks?

Mon, 21 Jun 2004 10:39:28 GMT

AEgo says... This is the sorta picture gallery that makes you go... "Awwwwwwww...."

What's Under The Cubs Hat?

Fri, 18 Jun 2004 13:25:47 GMT

AEgo says... It's a joke. The well is running dry and I'm feeling lonely...

Scamming The Scammer: The P-P-P-Powerbook!

Thu, 17 Jun 2004 12:48:52 GMT

AEgo says... Game. Set. Match. This is so damn funny I'm about to wet myself. No amount of fiction could be this funny.

Cabir: First Cell Phone Virus

Wed, 16 Jun 2004 12:20:54 GMT

AEgo says... Oh and it attacks the Symbian OS. Symbian runs on Nokia cell phones. Guess who just got a Nokia? Yeah, this guy.

El Paso, TX Named "Sweatiest" US City

Wed, 16 Jun 2004 12:19:02 GMT

AEgo says... That's Sweatiest, not Sweetest. And... Ewww, gross.

Japanese TV Game Museum for sale...

Mon, 14 Jun 2004 17:22:58 GMT

AEgo says... Holy crap. Start mortgaging your houses--at 100k, this is insane, but damn if it ain't cool!

The Rarest Eclipse: Transit of Venus

Tue, 08 Jun 2004 19:47:50 GMT

AEgo says... On June 8, 2004, astronomers in many parts of the world watched as Venus moved across the disk of the Sun, one of the rarest planetary alignments. Only six Venus transits have occurred since the invention of the telescope in the 1600s.

Consumer Revenge!

Tue, 08 Jun 2004 13:54:02 GMT

Vaginal Terrorist...

Tue, 08 Jun 2004 10:38:20 GMT

AEgo says... Umm, if anyone figures out what this is, let us all know...

Man Banned From Hospital. Cough, cough.

Fri, 04 Jun 2004 12:20:31 GMT

AEgo says... After months of harassing staff due to his obsession with medical supplies/equipment, hospital says enough. Now, seriously, what's he going to do when he's really sick? The man who cried "scrubs" one too many times, methinks.

The Beatles: Come Together

Wed, 02 Jun 2004 10:37:38 GMT

AEgo says... You've got to wait a bit for it to load--moreso if not on broadband, but this is some of the coolest Flash you've ever seen. Remove the "cometogether.swf" and block pop-ups for it to appear in an appropriately sized window.

Tongue-Controlled GameBoy Advance SP

Wed, 02 Jun 2004 10:37:31 GMT

AEgo says... Hey, this is really pretty cool--something to help out those with disabilities.