All Hail Zod!

From all the movies and shows. This stuff( the kings one) wil definatly mess with your head

A lovely little vibrator especially for someone who always has a laptop close at hand anyway (actually, with the long cords, the computer doesn't even have to be all that close to your play space). Or for someone who likes to masturbate while at the computer, perhaps while reading dirty stories online...

There are dirty stories online?

This sounds like a lot of fun; I'm definitely going to do it!

If you like to go camping in the mountains (like I do) and you find yourself without matches or they're drenched, just start fire with some ice. Be sure to pack foil on your next trip.

Those damn scientists have been up to something! I knew it!

It's on Amazon, too.

Atta girl.

I ordered 2 more pairs; already have a pair that I bought when they first went on sale and they're like wearing jeans-pajamas all day long.

Damn nice.

I got a 40... Please don't laugh.

Former prisoner of war Jessica Lynch, who apparently can't remember anything about her capture, and disgraced New York Times/Pulitzer winner Rick Bragg, who wrote a story from somebody else's reporting, just got a million dollars to write a book together.

Only a genius could pull this off!

Nerd.

Nerdnerdnerdnerdnerd.

Genius EFFing nerd.

I envy you.

Yay! Hollywood gets it!

Now, if we can just get rid of that doofus Harry Knowles and his large-*ss typeface site.

D'oh!

I figure I've done it enough for there to be peace for the rest of my life...and yours. And yours. And yours...

Infinity.

I'm thinking that, somehow, both of them end up looking at that pretty Blue Screen.

of death.

BSOD! BSOD!

Good thing those new processors can handle up to 4gb, eh?

The funny thing is that he almost got away with it.

Just another in the long string of reality tv shows...this one offering the (very very very slim) chance of a one billion dollar payout. The show is sponsored by Pepsi, and the payout is underwritten by Berkshire Hathaway, the largest shareholder in Coca-Cola!!! Go Pepsi, way to fight your competitor...

I don't know what's worse--that he did it, or that SHE did it.

Either way, that's hysterical.

Sad, but hysterical.

Kid was probably getting his tonsils out, called her and was all "Make A Wish Foundation" on her.

You knew it was just a matter of time.

Best quote:

""That could be a spy system or a terrorist system. It could be just some kid on his Internet who's smart enough to hack in," Sutton said. "

Yep, in a University that's educating higher minds--where they should be teaching their own staff to avoid the type of breaches that they could potentially allow anyone access to.